Lillian Her brain capacity Is somewhat limited She only wants a single thing To find a shoe She can tear apart Oh lovely Lillian She qualifies as semi-smart.
Lillian Is good at catching mice And snakes and sleepy birds She wants to bring Into the house We lock the doors To keep her away She eats her living catch We find the bones in disarray
Lillian Wakes up at 3 am She doesn't want to be The only one Who's wide awake So she tries To step on my face Oh lovely Lillian You're turning me Into a basket case