Project Management

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by: Jonathan Aronson
uploaded: 02/17/2011
notes:
Spawned from the overheard question: 
"Are we a technology company or a project 
management company??"


My answer? TECHNOLOGY.  YOU'RE WELCOME.  (no offense if you're a PM... 
you're not the PM's I'm talking about)

Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me What do you mean "what's in this release?" Check the release notes or I'll call the police because ignorance is criminal and you should be in confession confessing that you slept right through the only JAD session Where was your head at when we drew up specs Outlined the flow and tested the reqs What do you mean "what's in this release?" Check the release notes or I'll call the police I avoid weekly checkpoints, PM's and stars phones to see where we're at, thank God that I work from my home A room full of uninformed project experts asking the same questions again and again Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me Who let that business analyst into this conference call I'll wring his PMP neck if he speaks up at all I'm no longer a programmer (programmer) Or a configuration dude (configuration dude) I stopped QA testing long ago (QA testing) To pay for my food I can't believe the things I hear while I'm busy consulting Your PMP certification is clearly revolting to me... I avoid weekly checkpoints, PM's and stars phones to see where we're at again and again! Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me Your PMP is revolting to me I can't believe the things I hear while I'm consulting PMP certification is revolting Small Print: what you see - copyright (c) 2011 - Jonathan D. Aronson what you hear - phonorecord (P) - 2011 - Jonathan D Aronson All rights reserved...anything good to come of this recording is its intent. Any use of this material for financial gain without the express written consent of us blah blah blah.. We have a very good lawyer, the internet is written in ink not pencil we can prove we did this before you stole it. Notes: recorded and composed in February 2011 in my Hollister, CA studio with a view of the beautiful Diablo Range and Santa Ana Mountain and if you look real hard out the corner of the window you can see forever.  
Tagses: pmi. pmp. project manager (we can link these up later)

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