Mutated Baby Man

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by: Derek Greenberg
uploaded: 02/04/2015
Baby Man was changing right in 
Front of everyone
Melting like a candle that's been 
Left out in the sun

One eye drifted downward 'til it 
Settled on his cheek
His lips began to stretch out front 
Until they formed a beak

Mutated Baby Man, Baby Man

An extra hand grew from his brow
It sprouted overnight
Flapping when he said hello
A most astounding sight

A second pair of legs appeared
He scuttled like a crab
His extra hand sure came in handy
When he hailed a cab

Mutated Baby Man, Baby Man

"Time and Space are relative," is all he ever says
He joined the Masons just because he likes to wear a fez.

Mutated Baby Man, Baby Man
Goodbye, Baby Man. Goodbye.
Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

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