I Tried to Feed Her Kale

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by: Ray Toler
uploaded: 02/15/2018
notes:
My baby's been with me for oh so many years
We've shared the good and bad times, we drank a lot of beer
She's better than I ever deserved and I thank the Lord above
For granting me this love

She always lifts me up when I'm feeling blue
And though my eyes have wandered, she's always remained true
But then I messed it all up and caused her heart to break
I made an unforgivable mistake

She stayed with me when I was defeated
She stayed with me when I cheated
She stayed with me when I told her she'd gotten bigger than a whale
But she left me when I tried to feed her kale

She looked at me with sadness, and something in her died
I begged her not to go, I might have even cried
I told her I'd do anything to try and set things right
But she packed her bags and walked into the night

She stayed with me when I was convicted
She stayed with me when I got evicted
She stayed with me when I told her that diet pills had gone on sale
But she left me when I tried to feed her kale

She stayed with me when I missed that buck
She stayed with me when I wrecked the truck
She stayed with me when I told her that she was gonna break the scale
But she left me when I tried to feed her kale

She's not here for the first time
Since I was struck by cupid's bow
I'm still not sure of my crime
It's not like I fed her cilantro

She stayed with me when I robbed a bank
She stayed with me when the bass boat sank
She stayed with me when I told her she should just grow a curly tail
But she left me when I tried to feed her kale

She left me when I tried to feed her kale

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Tagses: country, kale, beer, trucks, heartbreak (we can link these up later)

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