He Stole My Car Part 1

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by: Derek Greenberg
uploaded: 02/09/2019
notes:
 I threw a party for a Hollywood crowd
Matthew McConaughey was talking quite loud
Then he wandered off to practice trick shots in pool
The other guests watched silently, they thought it was 
cool
Then I think he must have flipped his lid
And this is what that crazy actor did

Matthew McConaughey stole my car
Mumbling to himself in some kind of daze
His actions struck me as somewhat bizarre
He might be going through some kind of phase
So all I want to do is offer praise

He took my brand new Lincoln Continental
A well-built car for the certified mental 
I don't accuse him of committing a crime
Stealing cars is just a thing he does all the time
Still, I say he is a friend I trust
The charges brought against him were unjust

Matthew McConaughey stole my car
Mumbling to himself in some kind of daze
His actions struck me as somewhat bizarre
He might be going through some kind of phase
So all I want to do is offer praise

He's like an oddly flavored mayonnaise
  
Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

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