Plastic Flowers

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by: Jonny Mac
uploaded: 02/14/2020
 The happy hippie florist is jumping on this Hallmark Holiday
Good vibes are spreading all around
But the thought of romance brings Joe the Plumber down
He holds on to his wallet and frowns

Plastic flowers money trees
No worrying about water and honeybees
Environmental catastrophes

Joe the Plumber says thats a bummer 

Joe the Plumber doesnt stop to smell the roses
The happy florist goes about her day
But Joe wonders what the happy hippy might say
Hed kind of like to ask her out

Plastic flowers never die
They never cheat they never lie
They really have come a long way 

Wear a Hawaiian shirt like a change of season
Wrangler jeans and every reason 
To flirt with the gal who also has dirt under her nails 
It just seems elemental 
Get a couple bikes from a rental
Go for a happy hippy hike or even a sail&!!  

Joe woke up from this daydream
Underneath someones house in a crawlspace
His only plan is to go home and wash with industrial soap
Eat a frozen dinner smoke dope 

Plastic flowers never fade
Keep their power in the shade 
But its not enough power to get you laid
Plastic flowers
Its not enough power to get you laid 
Need more power to get laid 

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