
Ask Me About My Midlife Crisis
by: Jonny Mac
uploaded: 02/24/2020
notes:
I was out on the town one evening
Looking for nothing in particular
Just looking around at whats becoming of this town
Checking out the scene
Sitting in a bar rooting for some pointless team
Ruminating on a dream I had
Back in the day
When things were really bad
Ask me about my midlife crisis
I will tell you if you really wanna know
Just one more glass of wine
And you can tell me about your star sign
Everything is fine
Thinking back on that old dream
And the gal sitting there half my age
Going through some stage
Wanting to make small talk
Im thinking about John Cage
Im not looking to ruin anyones life
I could use a nightlife wife
She wants to buy me a fancy cocktail
Looking like she could cure what ails
Ask me about my midlife crisis
I will tell you if you really wanna know
Just one more glass of wine
And she can tell when a man has designs
Everything is fine
Ask me about my midlife crisis
I will tell you if you really wanna know
Just one more glass of wine
And try to hold the line&
Ask me about my midlife crisis
But theres really not much to it you know
Just a whole bottle of wine
Oh, that gal was fine
But I had to go
Let it go&
*written/ recorded in one day for song-a day
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Ask Me About My Midlife Crisis
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