Sad Reality Show

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by: Jonny Mac
uploaded: 02/25/2020
notes:
 The criminal faced the camera
Hoping to boost his name
In the infamous annals of crime
His mind enchanted by fame
When he claimed to be a victim
The viewers thought he took it too far, but then they bought it 
wholesale 
The ratings really spiked when they put him on a pike 
And bled him out in gory detail

Now we know that anything goes
On a sad reality show
Plenty of zeroes 
Could be the next curio star
In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show 

From the lives of flophouse junkies
To the banal doings of housewife flunkies
Someone without a clue must have gone to this zoo
And rattled the cage of these monkeys
But when that check comes in the mail
And youre sailing on the winds of a turnaround now
I know its a stretch but Fido go fetch
Well get you your own reality show somehow 

Now we know that anything goes
On a sad reality show
Plenty of zeroes 
Could be the next curio star
In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show 

Now some wont find it compelling
Then again, theyre probably snobs
If all it takes is screaming and yelling
Sign Jimmy Joe up for the job
So get ready to rock with your cock out
Get ready to do what youre told
Youll know in your gut if it feels like smut
Youve got entertainment gold 

Yes we know that anything goes
On a sad reality show
Plenty of zeroes 
Could be the next curio star
In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show

Well, they said the homemade rocket would work
I was strapped in and swallowed my pride
There wasnt much to say after the NDA
Least I could do was try to enjoy the ride
What a shock when the rocket exploded 
Sent me shooting through the air
Id like to be remembered as a Costco Club member
Pass my savings on to the heirs 

Now we know that anything goes
On a sad reality show
Plenty of zeroes 
Could be the next curio star
In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show 

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