The criminal faced the camera Hoping to boost his name In the infamous annals of crime His mind enchanted by fame When he claimed to be a victim The viewers thought he took it too far, but then they bought it wholesale The ratings really spiked when they put him on a pike And bled him out in gory detail Now we know that anything goes On a sad reality show Plenty of zeroes Could be the next curio star In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show From the lives of flophouse junkies To the banal doings of housewife flunkies Someone without a clue must have gone to this zoo And rattled the cage of these monkeys But when that check comes in the mail And youre sailing on the winds of a turnaround now I know its a stretch but Fido go fetch Well get you your own reality show somehow Now we know that anything goes On a sad reality show Plenty of zeroes Could be the next curio star In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show Now some wont find it compelling Then again, theyre probably snobs If all it takes is screaming and yelling Sign Jimmy Joe up for the job So get ready to rock with your cock out Get ready to do what youre told Youll know in your gut if it feels like smut Youve got entertainment gold Yes we know that anything goes On a sad reality show Plenty of zeroes Could be the next curio star In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show Well, they said the homemade rocket would work I was strapped in and swallowed my pride There wasnt much to say after the NDA Least I could do was try to enjoy the ride What a shock when the rocket exploded Sent me shooting through the air Id like to be remembered as a Costco Club member Pass my savings on to the heirs Now we know that anything goes On a sad reality show Plenty of zeroes Could be the next curio star In a low down lowering of a bar sad reality show *written/ recorded in one day for song a day.  

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Sad Reality Show
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