
Club Sanctum : No Entry [VIP Line at Re-Open, 2023]
by: Paul Ivey
uploaded: 02/24/2021
notes:
attention v-i-p's
ladies and gentlemen
welcome
once again
to club
sanctum
as you can hear
mr ritchie-h is
already
working inside
so please move along
within the guide-lines
we're gonna go quickly
but pleasantly
this is difficult
for all of us
but we're finally back
and operating
so please
honor the parameters
which will keep this going
and so
it is my grand pleasure
to thus
welcome
all of us
to the return
of the only rump-busting goodness
in the entire district
or anywhere in the nation, frankly
please maintain distance
between your parties
and stick to the arrows
on the ground
listen to instructions
have your i-d's ready
and
your proof of vaccination
this is a grand night
after
a very, very long fight
these are
still trying times
so we are
going to stay calm
yes
we're gonna accept
that the scanner i hold here
has a logic that i will not question
and will be enforced by my team
if necessary
it's all quite simple:
if the light turns green
please proceed down this hall here
into the lobby
if, sadly, the light goes red
you must step to the left
and leave
thank you
for that i am sorry
but that's the breaks
in the twenties
so
first in line:
the lovely couple
from the best coast
the west coast
where they dance the most
step on up to the podium
where we can scan your cards
and
ahh
nancy p
i see
well
sorry, madame
both you and your husband
it seems:
no entry
please step to the left
and follow the arrows
to the car park
next:
mitch and elaine
and
no entry
next:
mr rand
looking grand
and sorry
no entry
dejoy:
no
desantis:
no
teddy c
please...
nope
no entry
next:
bill
and hills
and barry
sorry no entry
next
manchin
hi
no entry
next
jaime
and cory
oh lordy
rudy
no
no
and no
no entry
junior
really?
i mean
i mean
there's no need
no entry
please step to the left
and take your siblings
and kimberly
right on down this side-street
and thank you, thank you so much, donny
m-t-g, no
lauren, no
loeffler
and lin
no and no
no entry
please step down the alley
next
ah, joey
mr joey
nope
and dr j-b
uhh
sorry
no entry
tanden
definitely
definitely
it seems
no entry
hawley
no
it was looking good there
but:
no entry
ms harris and mr mnuchin
looking lovely as always
and
no entry
larry-s
and
pete
no entry
no entry
next
abbot
gavin
lindsey
mikey-lee
four no-entries
mccaskill
kaine
sinema
noem
wood
and
sidney p
all no-entries
next
stephen m, no
christie, no
chuckie-shu
and no
and
georgie b
james c
and andrew c
and tuber-v
and murkowski
cotton
and marco
and feinstein
and rick s
ernst, no
warren, no
collins, no
so sorry
klobo, no
kerry, no
and
romney
all:
no entry
i think it might be
time to try
our
line c
lord-y
next
maynard j so-keen
finally:
entry
please proceed
down the hall
to the right of me
and ask the waitress
for oxygen if need be
next:
neil, yep
dan, yep
sult, yep
and jp
welcome back, gentlemen
this way
and
next
ride, zach, andy
entry
hey, it's
les freres-duplantier
mario: entry
joey: entry
merci
on y va
now it's a party
yorkie
greacen
kenny, the g-o-a-t
entry, indeed
araya, entry
cedric
and omar
entry and entry
j-i-d and scroobius p
now were talking
brent, brann, troy and billy
get on in and dancing
cantrell and company
entry
buzz
and greg p
entry
michael g
krush
and all the queens
entry, entry, entry
now we're moving
daniel and derek g
entry
darren and aronson
and miss esme d
entry, entry, entry
spencer and spencie
entry and entry
amit
entry
aeion
entry
no-vibe
huh
here with the vibe
and
definitely
on the listing for
entry
step this way
everybody
let's keep it moving
panx and mitzy
looking lovely
and
get going
down the hall
towards the lobby
brian
and peter
and rogers
and mark-m
well
get on in, gentlemen
entry
seersha
and
frank
and junie
entries
times three
next
hey
i know you
it's pure moods
hey everybody
it's pure moods
uhh, i'm sorry,
artist entrance
is actually that-a-way
toler
entry
gregg
entry
kellem
entry
and also brophy
and also plug
and tony
and
yes
maria with a t
entry
and wesley
all: acceptable entries
team bender-hoo
how do you do
both: entries
welcome back to sanctum, my friends
next
ms reba meyer
and ms fever ray
yes and yes
ms stefanie mannaerts
and ms corina r
yes, and yes
enjoy the hen-do, ladies
i certainly hope ivey
becomes an honorable husband
and
worthy
and
next
of course
pj, yes
ms dickerson, yes
ryan, and
well
this looks suspiciously fake
but okay
and moxie,
yes, indeed
get inside
and shake those booties
now
line b
come on in
next
mr tucky c
no entry
rachel m
and hannity
dressed up in their finery
and
no entry
next
on blitzer
no
on mika
no
on cuomo
no-no-no
acosta
and
psaki
god
no
sorry
no
on mr v-jones, nope
on mr a-jones, nope
on the contingent from the post
nope, nope, nope
and the huff post
nope
nyt
no entry
wsj
no entry
next
no entry
Tagses: (we can link these up later)
Link to the mp3 file:
Club Sanctum : No Entry [VIP Line at Re-Open, 2023]
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=5832&scrap_category=45