Frustrated Olympian
by: Richard Awdry
uploaded: 02/23/2022
notes:
My first duet with myself... Thanks again to Beth who nudged
inspiration
Do you wanna go curling?
Yeah I wanna go curling
Where can I go curling?
Do you live in Northern Ireland?
No
That's good because you can't curl there
Do you live in Wales?
Not really. Can we curl there?
Well there is a place but for 2 years it's been a Covid
centre
Huh
You could go in Scotland, there's loads there
They seem to do it in every village
I don't live in Scotland you prat
So I guess you wanna go curling in England?
Yes, please
Well, you've a choice of three.
Are you down south?
No
Are you up north?
No
Well then, go to Cambridge
OK. When?
There's a place that does it two hours a week
Really? Huh
I suppose I'll stick to cricket then
I wouldn't, it's going to rain all the time
Besides in twenty years sport will be impossible in the
climate
In twenty years I'll be 60 and only want to play bowls or
something
Your local bowls club just folded
You really don't know when to stop, do you?
Sorry
You don't sound it
I guess I'll go back to playing golf on the playstation
then
The internets gonna die.
Power outages everywhere
Well, fuck you!
Tagses: (we can link these up later)
Link to the mp3 file:
Frustrated Olympian
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=6446&scrap_category=46