Ezmerelda Zelder
by: Richard Awdry
uploaded: 02/28/2022
notes:
Ezmerelda Zelder felled a rotten tree
Then she helped her neighbour shell a thousand peas
Ezmerelda Zelder gelled her hair straight up
Then she pelted SUVs with mud
Ezmerelda telled a rather dirty joke
and made a hearty cup of tea friendly folk
Leant her broomstick by the door for people to see
Just to check reputation's as it should be
[chorus] She's trying to make the world a nicer place
For everyone that lives nearby that doesn't waste
Their time by being stuck in a selfish cloud
Ezmerelda just you carry on
Ezmerelda's neighbour was called Mizrabella
Who only thought about herself and her absent fella
Ezmerelda belled her but she'd get short shrift
Others might just give up and declare a rift
Ezmerelda always had some time for coffee
Held out with her patience, whatever the scene
Let her black cat roam about to feed the cliche
But everyone who knows her knows it's how it should be
[chorus]
Ezmerelda Zelder found a mob outside
Mizrabella'd told them all some witchy lies
Ezmerelda sought out Mizrabella to say
It's ok to miss your fella,
Come on in inspect my cellar,
Then we'll have a lovely cup of tea.
[chorus]
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Ezmerelda Zelder
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