Person 1: Wow, look at this box. Person 2: What is it? Person 1: The label says it’s a One Touch Phantasmertron. Person 2: Sounds legit. Open it! Person 1: I don’t know… Person 2: Open it! Person 1: Well, OK… (sounds of opening a package) Person 2: Come on. What is it? Whoa… Person 1: It looks kind of weird. Person 2: But easy to use! Looks like you just press the button. Just one touch. Press the button! Person 1: I don’t know… what if it’s dangerous? Person 2: It’s an Phantasmertron. How dangerous could it be? Person 1: What is an Phantasmertron? Person 2: I don’t know! Sounds cool. And only one button, so it must be safe! Person 1: I don’t know… Person 2: Press the button! Person 1: Well, OK… (Sound of button pushing) Person 1: Oh yeah. Oh no. What’s happening? Make it stop! Turn it off! turn it off! Turn it off! Person 2: What was that? Person 1: One Touch Phantasmertron… Person 2: I told you not to press the button..!  

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Link to the mp3 file:
One Touch Phantasmertron
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=6525&scrap_category=46