Never write songs about monkeys and clowns That's an unbreakable rule If you write songs about monkeys and clowns No one will think that you're cool These are the words that must never be sung Lyrically, they are taboo If you want to defy it I dare you to try it Then people will ostracize you How many songs about monkeys and clowns Are loved and respected by all? Only a few have been turned into Muzak That plays every day in the mall. If you are trying to write a hit song These are the words you should shun Monkeys and clowns Always generate frowns Though I have to admit they are fun  

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Monkeys and Clowns
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