If it's not a genuine New York bagel Then it's a circular piece of bread I'd rather have a piece of toast instead If it's not a genuine New York bagel Throw it out, you know I do it all the time I've tried them all throughout the golden state A round piece of dough rolling on my plate Well you have to boil them, then you bake Anything less and it's a fake If it's not a genuine New York bagel Then it's a circular piece of bread I'd rather have a piece of toast instead If it's not a genuine New York bagel Throw it out, you know I do it all the time If you buy the ones from Sarah Lee You'll be disappointed I guarantee I suggest you fly out to New York Be sure to bring a knife and fork If it's not a genuine New York bagel Then it's a circular piece of bread I'd rather have a piece of toast instead If it's not a genuine New York bagel Well, I'm asking you to throw it out I'm asking you to throw it out I'm asking you to throw it out Bagel.  

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