I'm Goofus I'm Gallant And we have different aims Our fate was determined When our parents chose our names I'm helpful I'm evil We really are a pair Read about our exploits from A dental office chair When ladies step into a room, I hold open the door I am not so nice when I hold up a liquor store I always wear a suit and tie when I'm in Sunday School I go pee pee when I'm in an indoor public pool I'm Goofus I'm Gallant We're two sides of a coin I'll tip my hat when you walk by I'll kick you in the groin I will try to do what's right And I do what is wrong So thank you You're welcome For listening to this song.    

Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

Link to the mp3 file:
Goofus and Gallant
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=1929&scrap_category=36