I've got some booze and a bottle of crack that I keep in my pants I would love to be your mayor if you'll give me a chance By the way, would you pay me my salary a year in advance? Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor And I'm gonna rage 'til they catch me right in the act. I will lie to your face, nothing that I say will ever be true I will laugh with my staff at the fact we're so much smarter than you I will cheat. I will steal. That is what I was elected to do Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor And I'm gonna rage 'til they catch me right in the act. I will bring shame upon you and the city I run I promise my scandals will be entertaining and fun If you love to hate your mayor then I'll keep it the same If your life is falling apart you need someone to blame I will serve as a punching bag when you're cursing my name Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor Gonna run, I'll run, I'll run for mayor And I'm gonna rage 'til they catch me right in the act.      

Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

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Run for Mayor
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