**A Facebook status Penned by Corby Anderson** Look here, Jordo... You lazy freaks need to stop swamping my inbox with these constant pleas for cash and attempts to perpetuate some wide eyed fantasy that President Obama very much want's to meet me, and shake my hand. Did your collection of overcaffinated phonegazers ever consider that the person whose hand that the President so badly wants to shake might not OWN any hands? That, possibly a freak unicycling accident in Sisterwife, Utah might have claimed both hands simultaneously, like so many butchered trout heads? I type this response with the calloused wart that is my left earlobe. Do you have ANY IDEA how difficult that is? Does President Obama shake ears? I sure hope so.    

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Link to the mp3 file:
Look here, Jordo
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=2601&scrap_category=38