When driving through a vast and barren wasteland You will observe a fact you can't ignore Just pick a town at random and go visit And it will have what you are looking for. Black Bear Diner They have a plan Command and conquer We all should fear it. Black Bear Diner From outer space Invade this planet And domineer it As rumor has it, Martians own this eatery They slip a special substance in your meal That makes you disregard the lack of quality And gives this place an infinite appeal Black Bear Diner They have a plan Command and conquer We all should fear it. Black Bear Diner From outer space Invade this planet And domineer it I don't want to sound too critical But the theme overshadows the food Still, I admit it's a happy place So I go when I'm in the mood Another rumor says its like a ghost ship The recently deceased make up its crew Observe the blank expressions on the wait staff As they bring plates of tasteless food to you Black Bear Diner They have a plan Command and conquer We all should fear it. Black Bear Diner From outer space Invade this planet And domineer it Domineer it Domineer it Now.          

Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

Link to the mp3 file:
Black Bear Diner
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=2656&scrap_category=38