His parents were a pair of older hippies Eccentric, yet quite happy all the same They married, had a child and shared a lot of laughs When the time had come to choose a name They took their pet pig out for daily walkies Strolling through the park without a care A visit to the bank, and then they all went home Where Chairman Mao sat waiting in a chair Chairman Mao Is not the person you think about Chairman Mao That's his name, don't wear it out Chairman Mao His parents thought it was all in fun Chairman Mao To give that name to their only son Chairman Mao works as a Disney ticket taker Everyone sees his name tag and they laugh How they laugh How they laugh The DMV would not give him a license Rejection like that must have hurt a lot He tried to run for Mayor and received no votes He's gonna buy a dog and name it "Spot" Chairman Mao Is not the person you think about Chairman Mao That's his name, don't wear it out Chairman Mao His parents thought it was all in fun Chairman Mao To give that name to their only son Chairman Mao works as a Disney ticket taker Everyone sees his name tag and they laugh How they laugh How they laugh At Chairman Mao  

Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

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Chairman Mao
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