I threw a party for a Hollywood crowd Matthew McConaughey was talking quite loud Then he wandered off to practice trick shots in pool The other guests watched silently, they thought it was cool Then I think he must have flipped his lid And this is what that crazy actor did Matthew McConaughey stole my car Mumbling to himself in some kind of daze His actions struck me as somewhat bizarre He might be going through some kind of phase So all I want to do is offer praise He took my brand new Lincoln Continental A well-built car for the certified mental I don't accuse him of committing a crime Stealing cars is just a thing he does all the time Still, I say he is a friend I trust The charges brought against him were unjust Matthew McConaughey stole my car Mumbling to himself in some kind of daze His actions struck me as somewhat bizarre He might be going through some kind of phase So all I want to do is offer praise He's like an oddly flavored mayonnaise  

Tagses: derek greenberg (we can link these up later)

Link to the mp3 file:
He Stole My Car Part 1
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