
Lecture
by: Jonathan Aronson
uploaded: 02/02/2022
notes:
Shit... is required around here
so we're gonna open it up for questions
yes, you sir
hello, my name is Don Der Wear
I'm a student here at GTFO
My question for you is...
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?
uh 1
uh 2
uh 3 (crunch)
Three
Yes you ma'am
You. in the back... with the cracker jack...
I'll let you finish your balloon
Hi my name is Jill All Users
and I'm a senior here at GTFO
and my question for you today is
where did all the toilet paper go?
Well, miss All Users
Everybody ran to the store when they heard there was a pandemic two years ago
- it scared the shit out of 'em... they figured they would
need all the toilet paper they could get
Three!
OK you sir over there in the front row,
no the one next to him
in the red, okay.. hi
go ahead, What's your question
My name is Gall Stones
and I'm from San Francisco, California
I'm not a student here at the university
but I like to crash on lectures
Anyway my question for you is
What's the different between a duck?
A duck and a what?
Just a duck
42
the answer is 42
The answer!!
I have all the answers
Just ask me your questions
I have all the answers
All the answers
Hey mister Jumbo
hand me that lighter
Answers!
Tagses: (we can link these up later)
Link to the mp3 file:
Lecture
Link to this view of the song:
http://songaday.netscrap.com/songs/?scrap_id=5988&scrap_category=46